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Non-living Objects Have Genders

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Non-living Objects Have Genders

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:21 am

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:


FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.

TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying




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Re: Non-living Objects Have Genders

Post by zaviershk on Mon Oct 06, 2008 1:25 am

Lol nice


RAW!!

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Re: Non-living Objects Have Genders

Post by Sir $wat on Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:19 pm

read this b4.. still gr8




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