Non-living Objects Have Genders

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Non-living Objects Have Genders

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri 03 Oct 2008, 5:21 pm

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong

Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Also a male object, because to get them to go
anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would
be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying

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Re: Non-living Objects Have Genders

Post by zaviershk on Mon 06 Oct 2008, 4:25 pm

Lol nice


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Re: Non-living Objects Have Genders

Post by Sir $wat on Tue 07 Oct 2008, 1:19 pm

read this b4.. still gr8

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