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His 'Thing'

Post by Doctor Inferno on 30th September 2008, 7:50 am

A man with a 20-inch 'thing' went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to make love with him because they all told him that his 'thing' was too long.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?"

The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know a witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to the witch's place.

The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad story.

"Witch, my 'thing' is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to make love with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it. The man uncoiled his 20-inch 'thing'. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the frog, 'will you marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your 'thing' will be 4 inches shorter."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge python-like 'thing' and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his 'thing' was 4 inches shorter!

"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."

Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his 'thing', looked down, and it was another 4 inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!"

He looked down at his 'thing' once more, and by now it was only 12 inches long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me ONE more time."

Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and said, "NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!"


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Re: His 'Thing'

Post by TeReX on 30th September 2008, 1:17 pm

lol great joke

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Re: His 'Thing'

Post by Belahzur on 30th September 2008, 4:39 pm

Haha.
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Re: His 'Thing'

Post by Sir $wat on 30th September 2008, 8:33 pm

lmao... he looked for that...



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Re: His 'Thing'

Post by Agent Cosmic on 1st October 2008, 4:41 am

LOL, sad, shouldn't have asked too much.




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Post by jojozzzzz on 2nd October 2008, 6:02 am

Lol poor guy



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