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Useful Tip for All Ye Smokers!

Post by intel14 on 27th September 2008, 4:20 pm


Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts i t over her cigarette, and continues smoking.


Arlene: What in the hell is that?


Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.


Arlene: Where did you get it?


Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.


The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.


The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.


'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.


Ahahaha Ahahaha

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Re: Useful Tip for All Ye Smokers!

Post by Agent Cosmic on 28th September 2008, 2:22 am

LOL. Does that means she's gonna blow job a camel?




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Re: Useful Tip for All Ye Smokers!

Post by Doctor Inferno on 28th September 2008, 2:37 am

No, I think she want to cover the camel, given the inspiration from her friend covering the cigarette.


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Re: Useful Tip for All Ye Smokers!

Post by AuroraRange on 28th September 2008, 3:58 am

camel is a cigarette brand =.=



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Re: Useful Tip for All Ye Smokers!

Post by Doctor Inferno on 28th September 2008, 3:59 am

Oh, didn't know that. That's because I don't smoke. Cheesy Grin (sparkly


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Re: Useful Tip for All Ye Smokers!

Post by Biglowz on 28th September 2008, 5:14 am

LoLs! i was like laughin at agents and doctors comments.. they actually though she was gonna use it on a camel.. LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Useful Tip for All Ye Smokers!

Post by Sir $wat on 28th September 2008, 2:35 pm

lol^^^^



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