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Teacher-Student Jokes

Post by Doctor Inferno on 26th September 2008, 2:49 pm

Teacher:' What is your name?'.
Student:'Mera name Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher:' When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student:' My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question: What is the full form of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:' Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny:' Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)


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Re: Teacher-Student Jokes

Post by phanthom_stranger on 27th September 2008, 2:47 am

Ahahaha i like the last joke Ahahaha

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Re: Teacher-Student Jokes

Post by Sir $wat on 27th September 2008, 2:49 am

lol read them before but still crack me up...



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