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Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:51 am

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'



What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'



'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.



'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'



Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'



Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '



The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.




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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!



(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !


Last edited by Doctor Inferno on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:46 pm; edited 2 times in total


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Re: Best Bra

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:26 pm

LOL. I didn't know there were so many sizes.




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Re: Best Bra

Post by Sir $wat on Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:38 am

lol...

H... lol



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Re: Best Bra

Post by ocean.bluex on Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:51 am

Lol great reasoning

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Re: Best Bra

Post by zaviershk on Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:10 am

lol, hilarious


RAW!!

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Re: Best Bra

Post by Biglowz on Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:18 am

F - Fake.. LMBO or ROFL


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I can dream can't I?


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