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Post by Agent Cosmic on Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:40 am

KGB HQ

The phone rings at KGB headquarters.

"Hello?"

"Hello, is this KGB?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood."

"This will be noted."

Next day, the KGB goons come over to Rabinovitz's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no diamonds, and swear at Yankel Rabinovitz and leave.

The phone rings at Rabinovitz's house.

"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"

"Yes."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yes, they did."

"Okay, now it's your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."




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Re: KGB HQ

Post by Doctor Inferno on Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:18 am

LOL! LMBO or ROFL

Love this kind of smart jokes.


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Re: KGB HQ

Post by Nazzgull on Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:51 pm

Yeah. hahah LMBO or ROFL



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Re: KGB HQ

Post by ocean.bluex on Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:36 pm

LOL! Haha!

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Re: KGB HQ

Post by zaviershk on Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:46 pm

Lol nice joke


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Re: KGB HQ

Post by Biglowz on Wed Sep 24, 2008 11:05 am

LoLs! omg.. they are so creative.. LOL Banner


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Re: KGB HQ

Post by Sir $wat on Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:00 am

lol good way to get things done...




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