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Sarcastic Sayings

Post by Doctor Inferno on 19th September 2008, 2:58 pm

1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youíre a mile away and you have their shoes.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. Itís always darkest before dawn. So if youíre going to steal your neighborís newspaper, thatís the time to do it.

4. Donít be irreplaceable. If you canít be replaced, you canít be promoted.

5. Always remember that youíre unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if youíre alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

9. If at first you donít succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you donít have to remember anything.

13. Some days youíre the bug; some days youíre the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like ĎThe Forceí. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you arenít learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you donít get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.


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Re: Sarcastic Sayings

Post by Sir $wat on 20th September 2008, 12:07 am

Experience is something you donít get until just after you need it.

nice^^^^



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Re: Sarcastic Sayings

Post by cherr-ilynxd on 20th September 2008, 11:21 am

great post lol

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