Letter to Bill Gates

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Letter to Bill Gates

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:09 am

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any re-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4.. My child has learnt 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft Sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer' ... when you will provide icons for the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you put my photo in that

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'.. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

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Re: Letter to Bill Gates

Post by Sir $wat on Fri 19 Sep 2008, 12:19 pm

lol... read it out...

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