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15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by Doctor Inferno on 17th September 2008, 7:43 am



"DO NOT put any person in this washer"





"6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"





"Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website)





"We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" (on an american clothing label, in french)





"Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad" (on a cellpone)





"This product moves when used" (on a Razor scooter)




"If you cannot read (...) warnings, do not use this product"





"Use care when operating a car (...)" (on a bottle of dog's pills)





"Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level" (found on a jetsky user manual)





"Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw"





"All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door" (on an oven)





"Caution: Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle" (On a Bellsouth Yellow Pages for Augusta)





"Do not iron" (on a lottery ticket)





"Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)





"Do not use for personal hygiene" (on Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush)


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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by ThunderBluff on 17th September 2008, 8:00 am

huh those are really dumb... and i saw at a chinese restaurent, they called a fireextinguisher english translated into hand granade...



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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by AuroraRange on 17th September 2008, 8:14 am

some are true.... like the lottery ticket, ironing may burn the paper.



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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by ThunderBluff on 17th September 2008, 8:27 am

@AuroraRange wrote:some are true.... like the lottery ticket, ironing may burn the paper.
ha and waste the money used to buy the ticket, and imagine that number actually striked 1st prize, the guy would kill himself! XD



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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by Nazzgull on 17th September 2008, 9:00 am

Hahaha. Nice find LMBO or ROFL



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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by TeReX on 17th September 2008, 10:39 am

lol nice post

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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by ocean.bluex on 17th September 2008, 11:05 pm

Haha. Great post

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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by olympism on 17th September 2008, 11:45 pm

"6PCS Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"

LOL! who'd do that?! LMBO or ROFL

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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by Sir $wat on 18th September 2008, 1:36 am

damn... who came out with those?



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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by jojozzzzz on 18th September 2008, 11:11 pm

LOL! Those are great



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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by TeReX on 20th September 2008, 11:29 am

haha! great post!

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Re: 15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Post by mcovotery on 3rd October 2008, 4:42 am

Very Funny
Would love to meet the people who wrote the instructions 8)

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