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Skipping

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:37 am

A woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks.
The next time I see you, youíll have lost at least five pounds."
When the woman returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, thatís amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The woman nodded. "Iíll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."




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Re: Skipping

Post by Sir $wat on Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:30 pm

lol.... good one...



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Re: Skipping

Post by ThunderBluff on Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:06 am

oh well, the doctor didnt relay the instructions effectively enough to cause that kind of major mishaps to happen, good luck trying to skip a whole day... gunna die tho XD



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