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Post by Biglowz on Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:50 am

A poor pastor was having trouble managing his church. The income was pitiful, the plumbing rattled, the roof leaked, the air conditioning didn't work, and the church didn't have the funds for any repairs.

Then pastor got a brilliant idea. He bought a book about hypnosis, and read it from cover to cover. At the next service, he took out a watch and chain, swung it back and forth, and lulled the congregation into a hypnotic trance. He said, "I want everybody to walk down the aisle and put $20 in the plate."

They did, and he had the church's roof fixed that week. This worked so well that the next Sunday he decided to do it again. Taking his watch out, he proclaimed, "I want everybody to come down the aisle and drop $100 in the offering plate."

They did, and he got the air conditioning fixed and the parking lot redone.

His third Sunday, he got to thinking, "I haven't been paid in a long time. I deserve a little money."

He started swinging his watch again, and he thought, "I deserve more money, I deserve enough to go overseas and have a cottage on the beach. I deserve a lot more."

He got so excited about what he was going to receive, that his hands started to sweat and the watch slipped from his grip, as he watched the watch fall to the ground, he yelled:

"Shit!"



It took him two weeks to air out the church. LMBO or ROFL


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Re: poor pastor

Post by AuroraRange on Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:49 pm

lol. poor shit LMBO or ROFL



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Re: poor pastor

Post by zaviershk on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:17 pm

Haha nice one


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Re: poor pastor

Post by Sir $wat on Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:55 am

nice 1...



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Re: poor pastor

Post by Jerry Parnell on Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:51 am

Bw ha ha ha ha! GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH LMBO or ROFL

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Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:39 am

Haha, God must have punished him.




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Post by Biglowz on Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:54 am

@Agent Cosmic wrote:Haha, God must have punished him.

Hmm.. i nvr thought of it that way.. but.. nice thinking! Cheesy Grin (sparkly


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