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Christmas cop

Post by Biglowz on 11th September 2008, 9:14 am

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."

The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket.

Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the ass behind the horse, instead of on top." LMBO or ROFL


Last edited by Biglowz on 11th September 2008, 9:15 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : swapping of words..)


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Re: Christmas cop

Post by AuroraRange on 12th September 2008, 11:14 am

Thank You! very good joke Cheesy Grin (sparkly



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Post by Biglowz on 12th September 2008, 11:51 am

LoLs.. glad u like it.. Hooray!

it was actually something more crude instead of ass.. D*ck.. LMBO or ROFL


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Post by Sir $wat on 13th September 2008, 1:56 am

lolololololol

one of my favs...



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Post by Biglowz on 13th September 2008, 2:18 am

Glad you like it! Hooray!


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