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How can I get to heaven?

Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:38 am

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"


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Re: How can I get to heaven?

Post by ThunderBluff on Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:03 am

literally quite true unless u like concentrate real uberly hard and ask god something and he gives u a rep, then...[heaven on earth]...(im not a christian by faith, more of a err agnostic[freethinker]? is that what they call em?)



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Re: How can I get to heaven?

Post by Biglowz on Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:44 am

Amazing hw some children are so smart.. Cheesy Grin (sparkly


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I can dream can't I?


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