Men, Women, Donkey Equation

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Men, Women, Donkey Equation

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:29 am

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

if, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know
enjoy = Donkey that work (Eqn 1)

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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money
(Eqn 2)

If Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
(Eqn 3)

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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
(Eqn 4)


If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
(Eqn 5)

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To Conclude:

From Eqn 3 and Eqn 5
Men that don't earn money = Women that
don't spend
So, Men earn money not to let women become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 1)

Women spend not to let men become
Donkeys!
(Postulate 2)

From Eqn 2 + Eqn 4, we have
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money +
Donkeys + spend
From Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude :

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys

And the Donkeys live happily ever after !




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Re: Men, Women, Donkey Equation

Post by Jerry Parnell on Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:11 am

Nice! LMBO or ROFL

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