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How Italians do business

Post by Agent Cosmic on 6th September 2008, 7:44 am

Luigi (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’

Son: ‘I will choose my own bride.’

Luigi: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.’

Son: ‘Well, in that case . . . ok’

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.

Luigi: ‘I have a husband for your daughter.’

Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry.’

Luigi: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank’.

Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case . . ok’

Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Luigi: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.’

President: ‘But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!’

Luigi : ‘But this young man is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.’

President: ‘Ah, in that case . . ok’




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Re: How Italians do business

Post by Doctor Inferno on 6th September 2008, 8:32 am

LOL! smart father. LMBO or ROFL


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Re: How Italians do business

Post by Chosen1 on 7th September 2008, 6:53 am

Smart guy

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Re: How Italians do business

Post by Life's Good on 17th March 2009, 1:03 pm

I want that to happen to me. Ahahaha

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