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The Government's Cat

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:39 am

Four men were bragging about how smart

their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer, the second man

was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and

the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

'T-square, do your stuff.'

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some

paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square,

and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned

with a dozen cookies. She divided them into 4 equal piles

of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat

and said, 'Measure, do your stuff.'

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of

milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured

exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee

and said, 'What can your cat do?'

The Government Employee called his cat and said,

'Coffee Break.....do your stuff.'

Coffee Break jumped to his feet...........
ate the cookies...............
drank the milk.............
sh*t on the paper...................
screwed the other three cats.....................
claimed he injured his back while doing so.................
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions........
put in for Workers Compensation...............and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............




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Re: The Government's Cat

Post by Sir $wat on Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:51 pm

how true...lol

good one



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Re: The Government's Cat

Post by Chosen1 on Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:53 am

Lol nice

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