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Never Argue With A Women

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:21 am

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with S e xual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.


MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.. It's likely she can also think.


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Re: Never Argue With A Women

Post by TeReX on Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:34 pm

Haha! Lol

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Re: Never Argue With A Women

Post by crabman on Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:53 pm

I will be careful lol

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Re: Never Argue With A Women

Post by Agent Cosmic on Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:26 am

Ahahaha That's so unreasonable.




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