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Elephant Ability

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:06 pm

Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc I'm having trouble
getting my penis erect, can you help me?"

After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well the
problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your
penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you
except if you're willing to try an experimental treatment."

Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?" "Well," the doctor
explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk
of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."

Jack thinks about it silently then says, "Well the thought of
going through life without ever having sex again is too much,
lets go for it."

A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light
to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening
for his girl friend and took her to one of the nicest
restaurants in the city. In the middle of dinner he felt a
stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being

To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis
immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the
table, grabbed a dinner roll and then returned to his pants.

His girl friend was stunned at first but then said with a sly
smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?"

Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I'm not sure I can fit
another dinner roll up my ass!"

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Re: Elephant Ability

Post by Nazzgull on Sat 23 Aug 2008, 7:08 pm

Penis Hahahaha, this is the best joke ! Hehe

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Re: Elephant Ability

Post by Sir $wat on Sun 24 Aug 2008, 3:54 am

lmao... got me laughing alot there

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