We're Coporals Now

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We're Coporals Now

Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:28 am

Two recently promoted corporals, Jones and Tom decided to spend their promotion parade night scoring with some hookers in town.

Tom was naturally worried, "What if we get caught sneaking out of camp?"
Jones replied, "Don't worry, we're corporals now!"

So the two made their way out of the camp. They picked up a six-pack and boozed while cruising down the highway, towards town.

Tom asked, "What if we're caught drinking and driving, Jones?"
Jones replied in a drunken slur, "Shut up, you dumbass, nobody's gonna mess with us, we're corporals now!"

Satisfied, they finally made their way to the whorehouse. "Gimme your most expensive lady!" Jones bellowed. "But she's down with gonorrhea," replied the madam. "You still want her?"

Jones turned to Tom and asked, "What the heck is this gono...aw ~censored~ it, go check the dictionary and tell me if she's safe to ~censored~, will ya?"

Tom checked the dictionary and gave Jones a thumbs-up as they proceeded to ~censored~ the hooker all night.

The next morning, the hooker applauded them for being unafraid of sexually transmitted diseases. "What the ~censored~!?" went Jones.
"gonorrhea's an STD? ~censored~ you, Tom, I thought you said she was safe!"

Tom replied, "Relaaax, bro. Check out the definition. see?"

"Gonorrhea - Disease which affects the privates."

"But we're corporals now, see?"




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Re: We're Coporals Now

Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:03 am

LOL! that's one dumb corporal LOL Banner


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Re: We're Coporals Now

Post by rattakua on Wed Aug 20, 2008 9:39 am

haha! LOL!no Std for them then?


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Re: We're Coporals Now

Post by fatguy on Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:04 pm

LOL! Nice joke

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Re: We're Coporals Now

Post by Biglowz on Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:37 am

LoLs!! LMBO or ROFL


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Re: We're Coporals Now

Post by POG on Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:19 pm

LOL good joke!!

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Re: We're Coporals Now

Post by Nazzgull on Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:24 pm

Be coporal now ! Big Grin



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Re: We're Coporals Now

Post by Sir $wat on Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:27 pm

lmao.... very very funny..

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