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That's Life

Post by Agent Cosmic on Mon 18 Aug 2008, 8:58 pm

Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they
can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?"
Granny replies, "F*** the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look
horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"

An elderly couple is attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let
out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid

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Re: That's Life

Post by Nazzgull on Mon 18 Aug 2008, 9:40 pm


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