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Post by Doctor Inferno on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:23 pm

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."


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Re: Pay Attention

Post by black-rival on Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:13 am

lol! Nice joke.

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Post by Bestiie on Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:21 am

LOL! I totally saw that coming.

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Post by Agent Cosmic on Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:41 am

LMBO or ROFL I like it.




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Re: Pay Attention

Post by Biglowz on Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:51 am

OMG!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Pay Attention

Post by GT_Legend on Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:47 pm

Dumb students LOL
Good joke

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