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Urgent Sick Leave

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:22 am

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work,

But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy'
Then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's not smart) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,

So that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,

'What in the name of good GOD are you doing? '

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, And where do you think you're going?!'

(You're gonna love this....)


She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.




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Re: Urgent Sick Leave

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:32 am

LMBO or ROFL

Nice one.


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Re: Urgent Sick Leave

Post by TeReX on Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:45 am

Haha nice

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Re: Urgent Sick Leave

Post by Jerry Parnell on Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:08 am

lol Thats funny.

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Re: Urgent Sick Leave

Post by Nazzgull on Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:49 am

Nice Big Grin



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Re: Urgent Sick Leave

Post by fatguy on Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:52 am

Haha. Smart guy.

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