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Went For Confession

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:18 am

A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The man said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.

For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put 50 in the poor box"

The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that you didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The man replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the 50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"




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Re: Went For Confession

Post by Biglowz on Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:50 am

LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Went For Confession

Post by Nazzgull on Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:11 pm

Ahahaha Hahaha.



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Re: Went For Confession

Post by POG on Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:52 pm

LOL funny!!!!

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Re: Went For Confession

Post by Jerry Parnell on Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:16 am

Thats cold but funny as hell!!!

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