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Learn English With A Laugh

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Learn English With A Laugh

Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:07 pm

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,


'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.

'In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.

'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'




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Re: Learn English With A Laugh

Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:33 pm

LOL Banner LMBO or ROFL

nice find.


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Re: Learn English With A Laugh

Post by Nazzgull on Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:49 pm

LMBO or ROFL Cool



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Re: Learn English With A Laugh

Post by Jerry Parnell on Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:17 am

lol Thats ausom.

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Re: Learn English With A Laugh

Post by POG on Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:06 am

LOL very funny:)

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