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Jim and Mary

Post by Agent Cosmic on 6th August 2008, 1:06 pm

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they
were walking past the Hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the
deep end. He sank like a stone to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly
jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the
Medical Director became aware of Mary's heroic act, he immediately ordered
her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be
mentally stable. When he went to tell her the news, he said "Mary, I have
some good and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because
since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
you've regained your senses. The bad news is that Jim, the patient you
saved, hung himself in the bathroom with the belt from his robe. I am so
sorry that he is dead". Mary replied, "but he didn't hang himself, I put him
there to dry".




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Re: Jim and Mary

Post by Nazzgull on 6th August 2008, 2:51 pm

Nice Ahahaha



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Re: Jim and Mary

Post by Jerry Parnell on 7th August 2008, 3:27 am

Ironic lol

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