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A Smart Gambler

Post by Agent Cosmic on 2nd August 2008, 3:12 am

A guy was sitting at a bar, he finishes his drink and puts the empty glass 6 meters away from him.
He looks at the bartender and tells him: "Ill bet you $200 that I will piss in that cup from here 6 meters distance and land every damn drop in the glass, if I sip even one drop out of the glass you get $200, if not, I get my $200"
The bartender sees that its impossible not to piss and not mess, so he accepts.
Then the guy gets his manhood up and aims and aims and aims, then he pees and he pisses on the ground on the bartender on the bottles on everything but the glass. So the bartender got happy and excited, he won $200.
The guy goes to 6 billiard players on the other side of the bar, then comes back to the bartender and gives him $200. The bartender asks the guy "Why are you happy when you lost $200", the guy replies:
"I bet each one of those billiard guys $500 that I will piss on you, on the bar, on the floor and bottles, with you not just not saying anything, but being happy that im pissing on your bar!"

The guy walks away laughing.




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Re: A Smart Gambler

Post by TeReX on 1st January 2009, 7:40 am

Lol

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Re: A Smart Gambler

Post by Sir $wat on 1st January 2009, 12:54 pm

lmao... read this before.... still cracks me up..



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