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Post by Agent Cosmic on 2nd August 2008, 3:10 am

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked, "Boy. What is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!"

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his

questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the 4th grade."

Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agreed.

Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy.: Shake hands

Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it, u have to use urhand.

Boy.: Fork

Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send this Boy to MIT!,

I got the last ten questions wrong myself!".




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Re: Clever Boy

Post by Doctor Inferno on 2nd August 2008, 3:43 am

LOL! LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Clever Boy

Post by rattakua on 2nd August 2008, 6:31 am

nice one agent. LOL Banner


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Re: Clever Boy

Post by ocean.bluex on 3rd August 2008, 2:01 pm

Ahahaha

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Re: Clever Boy

Post by Bestiie on 4th June 2009, 9:52 am

Haha that was great! Ahahaha

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Re: Clever Boy

Post by Sir $wat on 4th June 2009, 10:59 pm

lmao, i got em wrong 2...



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Re: Clever Boy

Post by Biglowz on 9th June 2009, 5:30 am

LOL! so smart its unbelievable.. xD


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Re: Clever Boy

Post by megatails5 on 11th June 2009, 7:44 pm

lol, i got them ALL wrong!!!!!!!



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