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I did stop officer!!

Post by Dr Jay on Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:38 am

A man was speeding down the road, and a cop saw him fly by, so the cop quickly got behind him and followed him and noticed the man slowed down at the stop sign, looked both ways, and then proceeded quickly.

The cop turned his lights on, and pulled the man over.

The cop approaches the vehicle, and here is their conversation:

Cop: Good evening sir.

Man: Hi.

Cop: You know you're supposed the stop at that traffic sign back there right?

Man: Well I did stop officer!

Cop: No sir. I saw you slow down at the stop sign, look both ways, and proceeded quickly. You are to make a complete stop at a stop sign.

Man: I don't see what you're saying sir. I don't see any difference at all in stopping or slowing down.

Cop: Step out of the car, sir!


At this moment, the cop immediately reaches for his billy club, and begins to beat the man, and then the cop asks the man:

"You want me to stop or slow down?"

After that, the man knew the difference. Which was about $200. Awesome (sparkly)

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Re: I did stop officer!!

Post by Doctor Inferno on Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:35 am

lmao. Ahahaha


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Re: I did stop officer!!

Post by houndmom on Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:03 pm

OMG I love that one. Haven't heard it in a while! LMBO or ROFL


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Re: I did stop officer!!

Post by Dr Jay on Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:37 pm

I wonder if the officer got in trouble? Lol

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Re: I did stop officer!!

Post by MrMario on Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:42 am

LMBO or ROFL

DragonMaster Jay wrote:I wonder if the officer got in trouble? Lol

I would think so.

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Re: I did stop officer!!

Post by Dr Jay on Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:45 am

I suppose the officer had a low tolerance for brain-dead idiots. Big Grin

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Re: I did stop officer!!

Post by houndmom on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:47 pm

I imagine they do run in to some pretty brain dead people!! Ahahaha


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Re: I did stop officer!!

Post by Sir $wat on Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:47 pm

lol... nice joke...



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Re: I did stop officer!!

Post by Buttons on Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:41 pm

LMBO or ROFL

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