Are You A Real Cowboy?

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Are You A Real Cowboy?

Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:33 am

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
Going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
Calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think a bout women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy > and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a > lesbian.'




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Re: Are You A Real Cowboy?

Post by Biglowz on Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:32 am

I Love this joke!! Very nice.. haha.. where do you get your jokes Agent.. this one is my new all time favourite.. Hooray!


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Re: Are You A Real Cowboy?

Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:04 am

If I told you, you wouldn't need to read it here anymore. =P




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Re: Are You A Real Cowboy?

Post by POG on Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:26 am

i like and love the joke for the first time ever i understand this joke its so easy to understand and i noe why he said he;s a lesbian

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Re: Are You A Real Cowboy?

Post by GT_Legend on Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:28 am

the cowboy is really dumb LOL

Good joke...

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