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Just in case xD

Post by Biglowz on Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:11 am

Just in case :


A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.

"Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."


"Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?"


"In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog." LMBO or ROFL Ahahaha


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Re: Just in case xD

Post by POG on Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:24 am

ok explain the jjoke i dun understand why must shoot the dog?!

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Re: Just in case xD

Post by Biglowz on Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:31 am

omg.. ur really blonde..

Shoot the dog cause the dog is trained to bite the balls of anything that falls off the roof.. so to prevent the old mans balls from getting bitten, he told the man to shoot the dog if he was the one to fall off.. oh god.. do i have to explain every joke to you =.=


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Re: Just in case xD

Post by GT_Legend on Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:12 am

WOW
A real sick dog who's trained to bite the balls off
If it was me i would have just shot the dog
Funny joke BTW

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Re: Just in case xD

Post by Biglowz on Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:14 am

Thanks.. i will continue sharing gd jokes with all the good folks back here.. Cheers Mate


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Re: Just in case xD

Post by Agent Cosmic on Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:50 am

LOL, what dog bites is master's ball?




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Re: Just in case xD

Post by Biglowz on Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:00 am

It was trained to bite the balls off anything that falls..

But i wonder what the dogs gonna bite if a woman fell off.. LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Just in case xD

Post by POG on Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:34 pm

the dog will bite her there!!!

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