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The Haircut

Post by Agent Cosmic on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:12 am

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut, he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut.
And when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you.I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up. there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut.
And when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies the same thing. The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How To Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.

'Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut.
And when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies the same thing. The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.




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Re: The Haircut

Post by Biglowz on Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:46 pm

LoLs?!? they're so greedy.. haha..


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Re: The Haircut

Post by zaviershk on Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:46 pm

LOL Banner


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Re: The Haircut

Post by POG on Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:03 am

wads congressman? business man? i dun get the joke and please stop saying im blonde though

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Re: The Haircut

Post by Biglowz on Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:53 am

But wad if you really are one?

haha, jkjk.. i tot u said u could take jokes.. Please (puppy eyes)


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Re: The Haircut

Post by Biglowz on Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:29 am

@Doctor Inferno wrote:
@POG wrote:wads congressman? business man? i dun get the joke and please stop saying im blonde though

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LoLs!! Doc! its illegal to post 2 jokes in 1 topic isnt it? LMBO or ROFL


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Re: The Haircut

Post by GT_Legend on Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:58 am

Congress men are like this..
The barber should have known better LOL Banner
Good joke BTW

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Re: The Haircut

Post by POG on Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:40 pm

oh okay are congrESSman business man?

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Re: The Haircut

Post by ThunderBluff on Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:30 am

i think they are members of the parliment?



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