The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

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The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:25 am

I, the P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labour.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to possible contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

P. Niss

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THE RESPONSE:

Dear Mr. P. Niss,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are often unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed your assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace
carrying two suspicious-looking bags.


Sincerely,

V. Gina


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Re: The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

Post by POG on Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:09 am

oh hahaha that was funny

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Re: The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:57 am

LOL. I really like this. Gotta read between the lines.




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Re: The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

Post by Biglowz on Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:19 pm

@Doctor Inferno wrote:
You will retire well before you are 65.

LoLs.. hes already retired.. y would he need a pay rise? O.o

Other then that.. everything else is a LOL!! for me.. haha.. nice one.. whoever thought of this is super smart.. LMBO or ROFL


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Re: The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:43 pm

What it means, is that you would retire before 65, doesn't mean it's retired.


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Re: The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

Post by POG on Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:27 am

oh haahas

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Re: The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

Post by Doctor Inferno on Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:36 am

@POG wrote:oh haahas

Please do not spam the forum! You have already commented earlier on in this topic, and this post is not necessary. If you wish to remain on this forum, please obey the rules. Roger that


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Re: The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

Post by ThunderBluff on Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:51 am

those who are narrow minded(super) will not get this joke though...



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Re: The Day P. Niss asked for a raise

Post by Biglowz on Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:38 pm

LoLs.. right.. sry bout that.. i didnt see properly.. haha.. btw.. hw does v.gina noe when p.niss is gonna retire? Lols!!


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