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Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:44 am










































[code:1:1a45]His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my studentsí final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. Itís as if you didnít look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C[/code:1:1a45]













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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by Chosen1 on Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:01 pm

nice collection. some are very nice

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by von9 on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:40 am

lol nice collection. Find x one is funny.

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by POG on Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:49 am

Hohaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! these are so funny!!! the X= suck my thing " is funnier hahahaa!!!

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by GT_Legend on Tue Jul 22, 2008 7:53 am

wow americans can be crude...

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by POG on Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:48 am

ha but hey they are funny

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by ThunderBluff on Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:29 am

LOL say, that _uck was real hilarious! LMBO or ROFL



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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by POG on Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:19 pm

everything was funny hah i like the elephant one the best

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by Ace of Spades on Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:04 am

THIS IS CONFUSING!

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by Nazzgull on Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:50 am

Hahahaha. Cool LMBO or ROFL



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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by Jerry Parnell on Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:15 am

I love the woman one!

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by Hotdogs on Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:05 am

Haha, very nice.

'very juicy peter.' Lol.

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by Fandy on Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:19 am

LOL Banner JANCOK NGGATELI NGGAPLEKI LOL Banner

LMBO or ROFL

Moderated Message:Please use English language. ~Nazzgull

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by Sandman on Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:16 pm

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Banner Great collection

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by tarzan on Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:20 pm

ha ha ha LMBO or ROFL

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Re: Collection Of Funny Exam Answers!

Post by drackie on Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:22 pm

LMBO or ROFL
woah.
nice collection.

I remember I drew things on the corner of my calculus quiz paper.
I could'nt scan it anymore though I tore it in pieces already. 3/100
*going back maybe drawing like that is the reason my prof gave me a failing grade.*

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