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25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:08 am

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. A successful man is he who earns more money than what his wife spends and a successful woman is she who Gets that man.


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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by TeReX on Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:25 am

Nice, i like it.

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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by Fleming on Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:54 am

So true, I like it.

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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by Jerry Parnell on Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:22 am


6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
This is my favorite.

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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by fatguy on Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:38 am

LOL!

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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by techy on Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:50 am

cOOL & VeRy nIcE AgEnT BuT WhErE Is ThE 25 th PHRASE. Let me think

May be this;
A successful man is he who earns more money than what his wife spends and a successful woman is she who Gets that man.


EXPERIENCE IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS TO A MAN BUT IT IS WHAT A MAN DOES WITH WHAT HAPPENS TO HIM

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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by Sir $wat on Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:04 am

lol



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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by ocean.bluex on Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:03 am

Lol nice post

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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:21 am

Added yours. Cheesy Grin (sparkly




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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by charvie on Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:17 pm

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Re: 25 Phrases Of Wisdom

Post by guest on Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:22 am

hey Agent Cosmic, i like your jokes Smile

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