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Spaghetti

Post by Agent Cosmic on Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:04 am

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the Child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.




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Re: Spaghetti

Post by Biglowz on Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:26 am

LoLs.. seen this one somewhere be4.. Funny as hell! LOL Banner


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Post by Biglowz on Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:26 am

Nt that hell is a fun place xD


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Re: Spaghetti

Post by GT_Legend on Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:39 am

Not that funny... Could'nt they use email???
Dumb people...

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Re: Spaghetti

Post by Biglowz on Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:33 pm

GT =.= you really have nothing nice to say do you =.=


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Post by GT_Legend on Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:07 pm

Nope ..the joke is lame so...yup i have nothing nice to say about this joke

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Re: Spaghetti

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:21 am

If jokes were always smart, there'll be few in this world to keep us entertained.




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Post by GT_Legend on Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:57 am

True... i hope to see really funny joke round here... in the future perhaps...

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Re: Spaghetti

Post by Biglowz on Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:43 pm

LoLs.. Agent.. Hes.. Hopeless.. Lols!
Btw... everytime i see ur location.. LMBO or ROFL

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Post by GT_Legend on Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:36 am

Your hopeless too... LOL
nothing funny about Agent's position...

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Post by ThunderBluff on Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:39 am

super position is funny? in what way? Suspect



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Post by POG on Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:36 pm

that funny!!

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Re: Spaghetti

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:34 am

Eh... don't know what you think when you see my location. But I think your thinking wrongly. Suspect




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