One day a man went to heaven. He was waiting in a queue to pay st peter at the gates of heaven so he could go through. He noticed a huge wall on his left with billions of clocks on it. When he got to the front of the line he asked st peter what were these clocks. He replied, "These are the clocks of people on earth, the faster they go, the more lies that person is saying." The man asked St.Peter where is the clock of the Dalai Lama. St.Peter showed him a clock which was not moving at all. The man asked to see Tony Blair's clock, St.Peter showed him a clock that was slowly ticking. Then the man asked to see George Bush's clock to which St.Peter replied, "George Bush's clock is in the next room, Jesus is using it for his ceiling fan!"
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