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Let Me Ease Your Pain

Post by Agent Cosmic on Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:27 pm

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men and he immediately
clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to
apologize.

"Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!", she told him
earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few
minutes", he replied as he remained in the fetal position still
clasping his hands together at his crotch.

The woman takes it upon herself to begin to "ease his pain".
She began to massage his groin.

After a few moments she asked, "Does that feel better?"

The man looked up at her and replied, "Yes, that feels pretty
good... but my thumb still hurts like hell!"




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Re: Let Me Ease Your Pain

Post by ThunderBluff on Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:36 pm

lol what! that was soo accidental!



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Re: Let Me Ease Your Pain

Post by Doctor Inferno on Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:10 pm

ok.... Suspect


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Re: Let Me Ease Your Pain

Post by Biglowz on Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:59 pm

HaHa!! Thats Hilarious.. LoLs.. maybe shes plain horny and jus wanted to touch him? O.o


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Re: Let Me Ease Your Pain

Post by starfish on Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:02 pm

Ok... What's with the thumb part, i dont get it.

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Re: Let Me Ease Your Pain

Post by GT_Legend on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:01 am

Whats wrong with the man???
Sick minded... first thing he did was to touch his...

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Re: Let Me Ease Your Pain

Post by Agent Cosmic on Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:04 am

It isn't on purpose dude! She just being kind hearted. Cheesy Grin (sparkly




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Re: Let Me Ease Your Pain

Post by POG on Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:24 pm

oh thats crude

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