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20 Pounds Jamcian Baby

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20 Pounds Jamcian Baby

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:06 am

A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."

The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"

The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."




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Re: 20 Pounds Jamcian Baby

Post by ThunderBluff on Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:56 am

wow his foreskin weighs 5 pounds... thats heavy,
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Re: 20 Pounds Jamcian Baby

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:13 pm

His part is just gigantic, that all. Wonder how big it is when it...(you know).




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Re: 20 Pounds Jamcian Baby

Post by ThunderBluff on Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:14 pm

he'll die of blood drain before he even gets working! XD

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