The $100 Tattoo

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The $100 Tattoo

Post by Agent Cosmic on Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:05 am

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the
hell have you been"?

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".

A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

I got 2 x $50 notes on my ~censored~," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in
disdain.

"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar's tattooed on his
privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want".

Larry is recovering in ward 23.




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Re: The $100 Tattoo

Post by ThunderBluff on Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:58 am

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