I Can make Your Animal Talk

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I Can make Your Animal Talk

Post by Agent Cosmic on 6th July 2008, 3:21 pm

A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."
Indian: "Horse no talk"
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?"
Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the sun."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk."
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you good?"
Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."
Indian: "Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!"




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Re: I Can make Your Animal Talk

Post by ThunderBluff on 9th July 2008, 10:44 am

that indian doesnt watch the vibration of the venq's throat so he;s kinda dumb

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