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Youthful Proverbs

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:07 am

A first-grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader
It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings
You can lead a horse to water but . . . how?
Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty
If you lie down with dogs, you'll . . . stink in the morning
Happy the bride who . . . gets all the presents
Children should be seen and not . . . spanked or grounded
You get out of something what you . . . see pictured on the box
Better late than . . . pregnant




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Re: Youthful Proverbs

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:24 am

You can lead a horse to water but . . . how?

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Re: Youthful Proverbs

Post by ThunderBluff on Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:00 am

Agent wrote:A first-grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.

Better late than . . . pregnant


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