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The Dentist

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri 04 Jul 2008, 7:03 pm

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a needle with numbing medicine to give the man.

'No way! No needles! I hate needles!' the patient said.

So the dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.

'I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is
suffocating to me!'

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.

'No objection,' the patient says, 'I am fine with pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'

The patient says, 'Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

'It doesn't,' said the dentist, 'but it will give you something to hold
onto when I pull out your tooth.'

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