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911 Calls

Post by Agent Cosmic on 26th June 2008, 9:16 am

Real 911 calls

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

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Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and Iím sick and tired of it!

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Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, Iím having trouble breathing. Iím all out of breath. DarnÖ.I think Iím going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: Iím at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: Iím trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesnít have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, maíam nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but Iím not stupid.

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Dispatcher: 911 Whatís the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!




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Re: 911 Calls

Post by Doctor Inferno on 26th June 2008, 11:12 am

Dispatcher: 911 Whatís the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

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