The Stop Sign And The Cop

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The Stop Sign And The Cop

Post by Agent Cosmic on Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:42 am

The Stop Sign And The Cop


A guy blows a stop sign and gets caught by a policeman.
Cop says, "License and registration please."
Guy says, "What for?"
Cop says, "You didn\'t come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Guy says,"I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop says,"You still didn\'t come to a complete stop, license and registration, please."
Guy says, "What\'s the difference?"
Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!"
Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I\'ll give you my license and registration."
Cop says, "Exit your vehicle sir."

At this point, the cop takes out his Billy club and starts beating the daylights out of the guy and says, "Do you want me to slow down or stop?"




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Re: The Stop Sign And The Cop

Post by Doctor Inferno on Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:27 am

Good point made by the cop. LOL Banner


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Re: The Stop Sign And The Cop

Post by fatguy on Sat Jun 21, 2008 2:55 am

Lol nice joke.

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