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Little Johnny Jokes

Post by Agent Cosmic on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:19 am

Teacher: “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Little Johnny: “A teacher.”

History Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?”
Little Johnny: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

Teacher: “Johnny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?”
Little Johnny: “No, teacher, it's the same dog.”




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Re: Little Johnny Jokes

Post by Doctor Inferno on Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:54 am

lol LOL Banner


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Re: Little Johnny Jokes

Post by Chosen1 on Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:05 am

Haha smart reply.




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