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Post by Biglowz on Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:58 am

Roosters..

A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his Hens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, “Get out you old cock! This is my barn now!”

“Tell you what,” says the old rooster. “I’ll race you around the farm; winner gets all the Hens.”

The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away.





“Dammit,” says the farmer. “That’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this month!” Honored


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Re: Roosters

Post by xueen93 on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:08 am

IS the farmer going to blow all the rooster away if they are all gay??

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Re: Roosters

Post by Biglowz on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:19 am

Hmm.. I suppose so.. haha.. the old rooster smart xD


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Re: Roosters

Post by Agent Cosmic on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:29 am

I wonder if the rooster is the smart one or the farmer is the stupid one.




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Re: Roosters

Post by Biglowz on Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:38 am

Haha.. i believe its both.. xD


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