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Post by Biglowz on 10th June 2008, 8:29 am

I Knew it!..


Three tortoises, Chuck, Dewey and Mack, decide to go on a picnic. So Chuck packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Chuck unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Mack Give me the bottle opener."

"I didn't bring it," says Mack. "I thought you packed it."

Chuck gets worried, He turns to Dewey, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"

Naturally Dewey didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Chuck and Dewey beg Mack to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Mack sets off down the road at a steady pace.

Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Chuck and Dewey are starving, but a promise is a promise.

Another five days later Mack still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they couldnt take it any longer so they took out a Sandwich each, and just as they were about to eat it, Mack pops up from behind a rock and shouts........

"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT F***G GOING!" LOL Banner


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Re: I Knew it!

Post by xueen93 on 10th June 2008, 9:06 am

I don'd think they will get to drink the beer!! Goofy

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Re: I Knew it!

Post by Biglowz on 10th June 2008, 9:18 am

HaHa.. that mack is really.. DUH!! LoLs!!


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Re: I Knew it!

Post by Agent Cosmic on 10th June 2008, 9:21 am

Lols, what an idiot.




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Re: I Knew it!

Post by Biglowz on 10th June 2008, 9:22 am

Me or Mack? LoLs!


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Re: I Knew it!

Post by Doctor Inferno on 10th June 2008, 9:24 am

ha! nice one. LOL Banner


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Re: I Knew it!

Post by Biglowz on 10th June 2008, 9:25 am

Thanks.. its been a long time since i last posted jokes.. hehe.. i try to not post so much.. so ppl appreciate xD


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