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Airplane joke

Post by hairyboy on 9th June 2008, 10:07 am

An airplane was about to crash. There were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes -

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player. The Lakers need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the
1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of a former
U.S.President, a NY State Senator, and a potential future president. And I
am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, Ted Kennedy, said I am a US Senator, the Democratic
party needs me, and my liver still has some good years left. So he grabbed the
pack next to him and jumped.

The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's
smartest woman took my schoolbag."

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Re: Airplane joke

Post by TeReX on 11th June 2008, 11:14 am

lol nice one hairyboy. LOL Banner

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