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Tinniest Thing

Post by Agent Cosmic on Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:30 am

Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thing' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it could not have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

A few minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem with it ?'

...'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room !


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Re: Tinniest Thing

Post by Doctor Inferno on Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:40 am

LOL! LMBO or ROFL


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Re: Tinniest Thing

Post by Mar on Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:52 am

Ahahaha Thats pretty funny !!

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Re: Tinniest Thing

Post by arfamow on Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:45 pm

What a cracker Ahahaha

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Re: Tinniest Thing

Post by DoctorAcid on Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:23 pm

LMFAO... Amazing

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Re: Tinniest Thing

Post by Flashuploads on Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:41 pm

LOLWTFBBQ :smile2:

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