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Post by Agent Cosmic on 4th January 2009, 9:44 am

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you.

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 4th January 2009, 9:48 am

@Agent Cosmic wrote:Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you.

LMBO or ROFL

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 8th January 2009, 1:46 pm

"When your life is in darkness, pray to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please pay the electricity bill."


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 9th January 2009, 1:01 pm

Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. Albert Einstein




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 13th January 2009, 1:50 pm

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 14th January 2009, 7:40 am

I would love to change the world, but they wont give me the source code.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: its twice as big as it needs to be.




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Post by Chosen1 on 14th January 2009, 1:07 pm

One should love animals. They are so tasty. LOL Banner

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 15th January 2009, 8:39 am

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.


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Post by ocean.bluex on 15th January 2009, 10:31 am

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 17th January 2009, 10:20 am

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.


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Post by jojozzzzz on 22nd January 2009, 1:55 pm

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.



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Post by charvie on 28th January 2009, 8:27 am

Of all the things i have lost, i miss my mind the most Cheesy Grin (sparkly




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 28th January 2009, 10:28 am

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.


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Post by charvie on 30th January 2009, 6:25 pm

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
- Plato

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Post by Agent Cosmic on 31st January 2009, 3:43 am

Quite meaningful quotes charvie.




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Post by tarzan on 31st January 2009, 5:25 am

@Doctor Inferno wrote:Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

ha ha ha
thats a good 1

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Post by tarzan on 31st January 2009, 5:36 am

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it"

"I hope life isnt a joke, because I dont get it."

"Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough."

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Post by charvie on 31st January 2009, 1:23 pm

"It doesnt matter you won first place , its how you beat the guy in second place . "

- Rob Leatham

" Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Never give up if you still want to try, never wipe your tears if you still want to cry, never settle for the answer if you still want to know, never say you don't like her if you can't let her go

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 31st January 2009, 3:03 pm

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.


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Post by jairus on 1st February 2009, 8:50 am

"Anyone, who truly wants to go to war, has truly never been there before!"
-Larry Reeves
"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
automatic weapons."
-General Douglas MacArthur

From Call of Duty 4, I love this game. Hehehe


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Roses are red violets are blue, use Google it's better than Yahoo!

Post by Doctor Inferno on 17th February 2009, 9:44 am

My ambition is to live forever - so far, so good!


Roses are red Violets are blue, Use Google It's better than Yahoo!


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Post by Digitalocksmith on 17th February 2009, 10:38 am

@Doctor Inferno wrote:
Roses are red Violets are blue, Use Google It's better than Yahoo!

Touche!



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Post by Agent Cosmic on 26th February 2009, 1:35 pm

There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 13th March 2009, 2:12 pm

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 14th March 2009, 7:24 am

I would love to change the world, but they wont give me the source code

My Software never has bugs. It just develops random features.




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Post by Jerry Parnell on 14th March 2009, 10:32 am

Cool Thread!

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Post by Agent Cosmic on 23rd March 2009, 10:58 am

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, its just twice as big as it needs to be.




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 24th March 2009, 11:17 am

We live in a funny nation, where Pizza reaches home faster than the Ambulance or police.


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 30th March 2009, 12:18 pm

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 4th April 2009, 9:35 am

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." -- Robert Redford


"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow


"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde


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Post by fatguy on 5th April 2009, 1:37 pm

I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here
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-Stephen Bishop

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Post by Agent Cosmic on 8th April 2009, 9:58 am

That quote is awesome!

"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece."
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Post by Doctor Inferno on 10th April 2009, 1:14 pm

Death is hereditary


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 11th April 2009, 4:42 am

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."




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Post by gloriafairy on 13th April 2009, 1:05 pm

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

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Post by Agent Cosmic on 18th April 2009, 9:56 am

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
-- Einstein



The difference between a programmer and a designer:
"If you make a general statement, a programmer says, 'Yes, but...' while a designer says, 'Yes, and...'



Craziness is doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
-> Tom DeMarco, rephrasing Einstein, who said:
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.



We know about as much about software quality problems as they knew about the Black Plague in the 1600s. We've seen the victims' agonies and helped burn the corpses. We don't know what causes it; we don't really know if there is only one disease. We just suffer -- and keep pouring our sewage into our water supply.
-- Tom Van Vleck



To go faster, slow down. Everybody who knows about orbital mechanics understands that.
-- Scott Cherf



Your problem is another's solution; Your solution will be his problem.



The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
-- Albert Einstein



It is not enough to do your best: you must know what to do, and THEN do your best.
-- W. Edwards Deming



A leader is best when people barely know that he exists.
Less good when they obey and acclaim him.
Worse when they fear and despise him.
Fail to honor people, and they fail to honor you.
But of a good leader, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled,
they will say, "We did this ourselves."
-- Lao-Tzu



You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
-- Gandhi



Q: How many QA testers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: QA testers don't change anything. They just report that it's dark.



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Post by charvie on 23rd April 2009, 5:35 pm

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.
-- Einstein

I like this quote Cheesy Grin (sparkly




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 2nd May 2009, 4:53 am

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I speak two languages, Body and English.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?


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Post by bongring on 3rd May 2009, 5:05 am

if you've got nothing to do, don't do it here.+ Cheesy Grin (sparkly

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 5th May 2009, 9:35 am

Don't open the darkroom door, it lets all the dark out.

Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it.

I can handle pain until it hurts.


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 8th May 2009, 4:36 am

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.




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Post by bongring on 8th May 2009, 9:29 am

mistakes are the risk we didn't take. Smile

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Post by Agent Cosmic on 15th May 2009, 7:20 am

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak."




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Post by Doctor Inferno on 15th May 2009, 7:24 am

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.


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Post by Doctor Inferno on 23rd May 2009, 9:24 am

Life is a terminal disease.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy anything!


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Post by intel14 on 2nd June 2009, 5:52 am

The X-Files Series

"The best way to predict the future is to invent it."

"Don't unlock doors you're not prepare to go through"

"The truth is out there, but so are lies"

"It's the reaction of people around us that makes us who we are."

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Post by Doctor Inferno on 10th June 2009, 10:15 am

Cheap guitar for sale....... No strings attached.

Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?

Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder.

Better late than really late.


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Post by megatails5 on 18th June 2009, 8:17 pm

Albert Einstein: I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought, but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones
There lies an evil in this soiciety which lies blame to all of our problems (Adolf Hitler)

(unknown) My god carries a hammer, your god died nailed to a tree, any questions?

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`Money is the root of all evil, time is money, so time is evil, women take up most of your time and money, therefore the root of all evil is women?` Me!



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Post by Doctor Inferno on 20th June 2009, 3:10 am

Be safety concious, 80% of people are caused by accidents

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Don't argue with a fool, the spectators can't really tell the difference.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened


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Post by Agent Cosmic on 23rd June 2009, 3:37 am

I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.

If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.




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